Want a sure way to see your teen blush and/or stammer? I've apparently mastered this skill and am passing on my wisdom.
My most recent lessons learned:
#2,089 when arguing over the AC controls in the vehicle you are sharing with your teen, mention the fact that you are entering your "warmer years" and as such are henceforth the sole controller of the AC
#2090 during a discussion of modesty, dating, marriage, etc mention that modesty means only your spouse gets to enjoy certain views and allude to the fact that young people are not the only ones who ENJOY "intimacy" (this tip comes with a money-back guarantee!)
Stay tuned, I'm sure it won't be long before I learn #2091 and more.
Friday, June 17, 2011
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LOVE those tips!!!!
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